Exarm exerm for you canadians out there is a very simple show. The basic premise is that a human NPC from the original Shenmue on the Sega Dreamcast gets isekaid to the future to fuck his late brothers robot daughter and her kermitosis laden friend as he attempts to help them save the world from weapons of mass destruction which are so powerful that they can autopilot a boat. What kind of deranged psychotic drivel this may be its important to remember that were only in a world of fiction and any atrocious acts seen should be taken with a grain of salt as they are merely happenings in a fictitious world on a screen. Dont let the autopilot boat shake you to your soul too deeply theres a lot more to cover. Such as: a robot maid a really ugly dog a dude who can set is transparency to 0 and a Wm1 melee pyro. The horrors of this world are not to be understated I feel fear dread what ever emotions can be filed under the general category of damn shit and so on and so fourth while viewing this look into the near future. Its symbolic in many ways the biggest of which being in that it looks like a fucking early PS3 game. STORY: What the fuck CHARACTERS: The main character Ive forgotten his name is a memorable likeable average 3D guy with lots of cool scenes and the epic superpower of hacking into anything with his mega giga brain that hates computers btw. The two females are human sized robots filled with nacho cheese or some shit if it was ever explained I cant recall it. One of them is definitely a robot the other is a lizard or something depends what animal you see in her face. To say that her smile is an affront to god is to assume god had any say in creating this show which in and of itself is a statement that should be taken as an affront to god. This is sin all the way down if you searched hard enough Im pretty sure the King James Bible V4.2 Patch 2021.25.3 said something about thou shall not do shit like this ever it wasnt even good in manga form. ANIMATION: Eat your fucking heart out Studio Orange. Ex arm is the new hot shit in town with fully mocapped fighting fully mocapped fucking and fully mocapped makeout scenes dont worry the censor those and also fully mocapped robot dogs. They didnt use any of the mocap data they got but thats beside the point in a similar vein to using hes a picky eater as an excuse to feed your child wood polish being beside the point that hes not even biologically your child. Ive seen better animation in early 2000s carpet floor cleaning service commercials. Ive also seen the skin on my cock fall off and I saw every episode of ExArm and I watched Salo: The 120 Days of Sodem equal are all these things in my mind. WRITING: The bar has been set so low by every other aspect of this production that its a tripping hazard but the writing turns it into a pothole or rather I should say a plothole. nudges you hehe cmon it was funny. slaps you on the shoulder you know Im just messin dude hahaaaaa. I breathe a strained sigh as I unbuckle my belt Were just playin dude cmon. sternly points to the floor Cmon Cmon you know what to do now.. dont you? stomps my foot in front of you and points to it Goddamnit. Motherfuck... Shit