There once was a man who went by the name Justin Sevakis. No he wasnt some legendary MAL user instead he was one of the big guys over at Anime News Network. Justin used to write a series of articles called Buried Garbage in which he would dig up some godawful OVAs other anime from the past such as Dark Cat Angel Cop Mad Bull 34. Why do I bring this up you may ask? Because buried garbage sums up this pile of schlock perfectly. Yeah I would usually try to save calling something bad or good for the actual review but this piece of waste is so bad I felt the need to warn you right out of the gate. Without further stalling lets begin. Story: The story or lackthereof. Is just fucking creepy. Its about this perverted dog who wants to fuck his own owner. Yes I wish I was kidding about that. Do I even need to start on just how wrong this concept is. I cant believe somebody actually had the nerve to write something like this. This OVA is a pretty standard ecchifanservice fair aside from the fact that a dog has putrid fantasies about fucking his own owner. The structuring of this series is all overtheplace the pacing is really bad too. The story just flipflops between locations on a dime one second were at Chikos house the next were at her school now were in the middle of town now were at the beach finally were at some graveyard. As if the story couldnt get creepy enough later on were introduced to Chikos teacher who gets the wrong idea that Chiko might be coming onto him. Instead of doing the responsible thing trying to explain to Chiko why they shouldnt be together NOPE Motherfucker full out embraces this idea wants her to come onto him so that he may also partake in some Hump Hump god I wanna blow my brains out for saying that. So as if a dog wanting to fuck his own owner wasnt creepy enough now we move onto a middleaged school teacher. FuckSake. Characters: I really dont have much to say regarding the characters. None of them see any character development none of them go beyond 1dimensional maybe Chiko does but thats such a stretch. Chiko is the highschool girl character whos a bit klutzy. Her only notable character trait is that she beats up Rin Tin Tin whenever he tries to hump her which is really satisfying for the record. Right on fucking que we have Rin Tin Tin. I fucking hate Rin Tin Tin I didnt think it was possible but this anime made me hate a fucking dog I love dogs for the record but Rin Tin Tin sure isnt one of them. Rin Tin Tins only personality trait is that hes a horny bastard. Next we have the middle aged teacher. There isnt much to say here really hes pretty much just a middleagedman version of Rin Tin Tin so hes just as hateable. There are some sidecharacters notably Chikos friends a random bloke at a coffee shop who gets the wrong idea that Chiko is going to commit suicide. These 2 dont go beyond caricatures are forgotten about almost immediately Art: I hate to say it but the art isnt the worst thing Ive ever seen it at least looks competent compared to Dark Cat Sword For Truth. The animation is extremely lazy however not as lazy as Dark Cat but lazy nevertheless. I find it fitting that this OVA never saw pass VHS. Personally a VHS release was too much for this turd. Sound: The sound is absolutely atrocious. The voice acting is worse than Dark Cat Im not kidding. Its either overacted or unbelievably dull. The audio quality itself is just as if not more atrocious than the voice acting. Rin Tin Tin sounds like he recorded his lines in a tincan. The audio mixing itself is also terrible it will go from loud to quiet at the drop of a hat sometimes I can barely hear the characters othertimes my eardrums erupt. Final Thoughts/Overall. So that was Kennel Tokorozawa its just as painful as this review makes it out to be. DO NOT Watch this OVA. Its atrocious in every sense of the word. Its not even funny bad either like Dark Cat or Mad Bull 34. Its just BAD. Aside from the art theres really nothing positive for me to say here at all. So for that my final rating is going to be a 1/10. This shit sucks and I feel ashamed of myself for giving this the time of day. Before anyone asks me if this is worse than Sword For Truth yes unfortunately yes it is.